TANNIES ON DRUGS

Two white middle-aged women meet at Sandton for lunch. The conversation is not what you’d think.   “I might be a bit late,” texts the one. “I’m just doing a drug deal on the roof.” “Okay, what are you on?” “Cannabis oil, you?” “Magic Mushrooms.” I was privy to the whole tete-a-tete. Obviously, I did…

ON THE TWELFTH FUCKING DAY OF CHRISTMAS, LIFE GAVE TO ME …. THIS KAK!

Do malingering gits who post about how ‘blessed’ and ‘grateful’ they are over Christmas, showing sparkly photos of joy and happiness also piss you off? Well then, this post is for you! I guarantee you, this post will make you feel much better about yourself than any motivational quote – because I am going to…