PEOPLE I MET AT THE FAT FARM

The “Fat Farm’ aka Health Hydro is a place where you go to relax, detox or in my case, go for a few days in a desperate attempt to slow down the rapacious pace of my weight gain and the ever-growing list of addictions and compulsive eating and drinking behaviours threatening to tear my body…

THE VIEW, WESTCLIFF (FANCY)

  “Please wear shoes,” my friend pleaded. “The place is fancy.” Today, my dear friend Cathy Fontanot took me for lunch at ‘The View’, Westcliff. I figured, if I was going to wear shoes, I might as well wear my only pair of high heeled shoes and comb my hair. I wore my krismis frock…