PEOPLE I MET AT THE FAT FARM

The “Fat Farm’ aka Health Hydro is a place where you go to relax, detox or in my case, go for a few days in a desperate attempt to slow down the rapacious pace of my weight gain and the ever-growing list of addictions and compulsive eating and drinking behaviours threatening to tear my body…

ON THE TWELFTH FUCKING DAY OF CHRISTMAS, LIFE GAVE TO ME …. THIS KAK!

Do malingering gits who post about how ‘blessed’ and ‘grateful’ they are over Christmas, showing sparkly photos of joy and happiness also piss you off? Well then, this post is for you! I guarantee you, this post will make you feel much better about yourself than any motivational quote – because I am going to…

A PILGRIMAGE TO BETHLEHEM

I went on a pilgrimage to Bethlehem. It was an important thing for me to do. Almost in a biblical sense. It was an epic journey. Was it to discover the birth of something new? Or maybe rediscover the birth of something lost? I had to find out. Thus I went to Bethlehem. I couldn’t find…

TOP 3 REASONS FOR SPRAYING DOOM IN YOUR FACE

Doom, jou lekker ding! Doom, you delicious thing! You have blessed me with such a delightful range of debates and intellectual engagements in my life. Last week, I sprayed myself with Doom right in the face – live on air. I was mimicking what happens to an infamous South African pastor who sprays his congregants…